What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you
don't understand.
What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Why
did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work
How
do you know when an accountant's on holidays?
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
A
fool and his money are soon audited
Watch
the Monty Python "Accountant" sketch
click here
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