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  What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at. 

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
They can wear casual clothes to work

 How do you know when an accountant's on holidays?
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.